Sotheran bought me a paint-it-yourself garden gnome for my birthday, so I painted it myself. I think it's turned out a lot better than the shit he usually produces.
I once went to Gräfenroda, the village in Germany which invented the garden gnome. True story.
You're an asshole. The paint is toxic, so you haven't got long left.
ReplyDelete1) joyeux anniversaire en retard! I excel at missing birthdays.
ReplyDelete2) you might want to keep an eye on your gnome, or he might start to wander. it has happened before. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LuUM4z9l0M