Friday, 28 December 2012

Broken dog


I came home for Christmas to discover that my dad has taken to sleeping with an air pistol, knife and hockey stick next to his bed. Either the neighbourhood has seen a recent surge in violent crime, or this is just something that happens when one gets older.

I also came home to find a broken pet. Kim the Dog had a serious stroke a couple of weeks ago. She was taken to the vet, who said she was in impressive health for a 14-year-old collie, all things considered, and gave her some tablets.

She’s been making a fairly good recovery, although that’s not saying much since she was in pretty rough shape before the stroke. For the last few months she’s had a hard time walking about, and her back legs have almost given out entirely, so she has to be lifted in and out of the back door step to do her business. She hates being picked up for any reason, which means lots of growling.

Now, because of the stroke, she’s also lost her sense of balance. She shuffles about with her head cocked at an oddly endearing angle, half blind and three quarters deaf, constantly panting as though exhausted, and is forever bumping into things and falling over.

It’s kind of funny. Sad too, of course. Collies are especially active dogs with limitless energy. They live to run around chasing sheep (or sticks, or children, whatever is available). If they can’t do that, their very existence must be a bewilderment to themselves.

On the other hand, this morning I saw Kim the Dog sleeping in the hallway, having a dog dream. All dog dreams involve chasing. Her tired old legs were pumping away, she was panting as though still a young dog running through a field somewhere.

 Kim the Dog

Then I realised that dog brains probably can’t distinguish between dreams and reality, so as far as Kim the Dog was concerned, she actually was running through a field, just like she used to do, chasing down a stick or frisbee. It’s quite a nice thought that even in her old age, her dog brain still spends a lot of time experiencing life as fit and healthy as a puppy.

 Kim the Dog's brain